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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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They should name a personality disorder after me.

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Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.