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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.