I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves. Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a gym membership when you can sculpt your couch to perfection? 💪🛋️ #CouchPotatoGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.
