I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp#im #not #lazy #i #just #give #my #couch #the #love #it #deserves #funnyquote #funnyquotes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed. I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.