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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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When did making sense stop making sense?

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?