I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee. Commentary:"I'm on this new diet where my breakfast conversations are limited to coffee and silence ☕️😂 Who needs chatty food anyway?!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.” I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything. My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle. People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.
