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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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Trending via Reddit:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Making waves on Reddit:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Spotted on Facebook:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Trending via WeChat:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Just shared via Instagram:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Spotted on Twitch:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

53 shares on Slack this month:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Just shared via Twitch:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Going viral on TikTok:

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Going viral on TikTok:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Spotted on YouTube:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Going bananas on YouTube:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Going viral on Snapchat:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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