I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"I'm on this new diet where my breakfast conversations are limited to coffee and silence ☕️😂 Who needs chatty food anyway?!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye. Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today. Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods. Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.