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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Grumpy by day, happy by dream!' 😴😠 Keep sleeping, friend, it's clearly your happy place! 💤😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awake, grumpy, humor, mood, only, sarcasm, sleep on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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