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Funny quotes » I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
I'm optimistic, in a pessimistic way.
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