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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?