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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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God saw you do that.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

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