Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.
  • I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.
  • Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.
  • You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.
  • I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.
  • You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.