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I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m t…

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m t…

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If people could hear my thoughts, I'd need a full-time PR manager 😂🤫 #MindChaos

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged hear, humor, luck, lucky, mind, people, secret, thinking, thought on Jul 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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