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The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.