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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

Making waves on Facebook:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Just landed via Discord:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Spotted on Reddit:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Trending via Telegram:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Going viral on Facebook:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

6 months ago

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Breaking via Instagram:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

Spotted on X:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Just shared via Facebook:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Live now on YouTube:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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