Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.
  • I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?
  • Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.
  • Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.
  • That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.
  • My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.