I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

I'm sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Commentary:
“Perhaps next time try using compliments instead of flames 🔥😜 It’s a risky move, but hey, at least you’re bringing the heat in one way or another! 🔥😏 #JustFlirting”

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