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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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