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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

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5 months ago

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

84 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

51 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

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Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

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Breaking via Telegram:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Breaking via Threads:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Just landed via Discord:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Just landed via X:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Shared recently on Slack:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Shared recently on Slack:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Just shared via Messenger:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Just shared via TikTok:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Just landed via Snapchat:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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