I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.