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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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Being awake is the worst.

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Live now on YouTube:

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

Going bananas on TikTok:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

Live now on Reddit:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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