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Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Meow means woof in cat.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Spotted on Facebook:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Seen just now on Reddit:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Going viral on Instagram:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Live now on Telegram:

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Jan 21, 2025

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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Oh, the pitter-patter of a centipede in stylish flip flops would rival even the tap-dancing greats! 🦶🥿 Just picture them strutting their stuff with all those legs… the rhythm would be endless! 💃🕺 One can only wonder if they'd be doing the Cha-Cha Slide or the Electric Slide with such fancy footwear. 🎶🎵 Laughter is the best music to accompany this quirky mental image! 😄

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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Trending via Reddit:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Shared recently on WeChat:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Just shared via Discord:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Making waves on Slack:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Seen just now on X:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Just landed via X:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

Reported on Discord:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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