Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.