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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.