In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:So if my last name is "Thunderbolt," I'm definitely winning the name game! β‘π Related funny posts π Listen to the birds, not the news. I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak. My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person. 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.