Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.
  • Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”
  • You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.
  • If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.
  • You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.
  • You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.