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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.