Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.