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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

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You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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How do I un-know people?

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A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

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My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

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When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

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