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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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Well, if Mercury is in reggaeton, then I guess even the planets need to spice up their dance moves every now and then! Who knew that the solar system had such a groovy side to it? Just imagine Mercury busting out some Reggaeton moves while orbiting the sun – now that's a celestial dance party we'd all love to crash!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged astrology, humor, joke, Mercury, music, question, reggaeton on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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