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Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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Breaking via Reddit:

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

Trending via Facebook:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

Just landed via Instagram:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Shared recently on YouTube:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Just shared via Slack:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Spotted on Threads:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Just landed via YouTube:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

5 months ago

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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Commentary:
Well, if Mercury is in reggaeton, then I guess even the planets need to spice up their dance moves every now and then! Who knew that the solar system had such a groovy side to it? Just imagine Mercury busting out some Reggaeton moves while orbiting the sun – now that's a celestial dance party we'd all love to crash!

astrology, humor, joke, Mercury, music, question, reggaeton

Response

CosmicBunnyHop

Feb 25, 2025

I’m no astronomer, but it seems we’re all stuck in this musical Mercury Retrograde! 🎵😂 Better start brushing up on my dance moves! 💃🕺

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Just shared via TikTok:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Reported on Messenger:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Going viral on Threads:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

Just shared via Messenger:

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Making waves on X:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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