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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.