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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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