It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn. I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti. A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.