It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re s… Commentary:"Make way for the shy criminal mastermind! 🏃♂️🚓 Just avoiding small talk, officer. 😅 #ShyGuyGotMoves" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving. I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here. When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops. Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies. Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.
