I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now. Commentary:"Looks like God is the new 'it' player in this cosmic game of hide and seek! 🙈 Have fun hiding, but remember, God knows all the best hiding spots! 😉🙏" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam. I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour. I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help. King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City. Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.