I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.