I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Shower beers: the sudsy solution to keep your tears company πΏπΊπ" Related funny posts π “Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet⦔ Shall I tell you more about myself? Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then itβs a soap opera. When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions. At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help? I need a long hot meteor shower.