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  • I get sad when I see how old people my age are.
  • The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.
  • Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.
  • Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?
  • Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.
  • Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.