Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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Ah, the mystical incantations of legal jargon! 🧙‍♂️✨ It’s like lawyers are wizards casting spells with words instead of wands. 🪄 “Hear ye, hear ye, by the power vested in these terms and conditions!” 📜💼 Don’t be fooled by the smoke and mirrors of legalese – it’s all just wordy wizardry in a three-piece suit! 👔🔮