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🐎🦘 "Riding through the animal kingdom like Goldilocks trying out different chairs… 'This one's too bumpy, this one's too slow, ahh, horses are just right!' 🤣"
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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.
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