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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.