Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it. Commentary:"Just like how I can't reach the last slice of pizza in the box, but clearly, I don't need it…🍕🚫 Lazy Rule at its finest! Who needs things that require stretchy effort anyway, right? 😂 #LazyLife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment? I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.