Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape. Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it. I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.