Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’ My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point. If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks. Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off. I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.
