Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Talk about a plot twist! 😱 Looks like you married a Sith Lord in disguise. May the Force be with you! 💍👰🤖" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’ The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good. The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker. They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader. The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.