Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price. Commentary:"Looks like someone missed the memo on the whole 'free pass to heaven' deal… 💸🙏 Maybe they should have read the fine print! 😂 #HeavenlyFinances" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date. It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.” Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth. That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.