Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah yes, the classic 'strategic emotional outburst' tactic in the workplace – surefire way to clear your schedule! 🤪💦 Remember, if all else fails, unleash the waterworks and make your exit in dramatic fashion! 😂👏" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it. People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act. Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman. Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.