Man, these end times are taking forever.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.