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  • I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.
  • I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.
  • Men need women, women need men. The end.
  • Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.
  • I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
  • After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.