May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.