May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMay her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta. How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs. When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs” I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.