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  • Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.
  • If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.
  • Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.
  • My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.
  • If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.
  • I would rather lose you than the argument.