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  • Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.
  • The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.
  • If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?
  • I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.
  • Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”
  • Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.