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Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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Just discovered the secret to eternal youth—stress everyone out and stay cool as a cucumber! 😎🥒

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged everyone, gender, humor, men, nice, self-care, skin, stress on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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