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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

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Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Never eat more than you can lift.