Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves. Commentary:Just discovered the secret to eternal youth—stress everyone out and stay cool as a cucumber! 😎🥒 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care. My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress. “I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong. So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out? Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.