Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off. Funny Quotes July 9, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMetallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness. Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.