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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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