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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.