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I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.