Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.