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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

I hope this email kills us both.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

84 shares on Threads this month:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

90 shares on X this month:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

46 shares on X this month:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

Making waves on X:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Spotted on Instagram:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Just landed via Snapchat:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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