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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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"Who needs a backbone when you have a layers of gooey, melty cheese holding you up? 🧀💪 It's a brie-lliant way to live life, one cheesy layer at a time! 😄🍝 #CheeseIsTheGlueThatHoldsUsTogether"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged analogy, cheese, food, held, humor, identity, just, lasagna, much, point, self-deprecation, together on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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