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I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Just landed via WeChat:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Live now on TikTok:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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"Ah, the classic origin story of every shopaholic! Who knew that the innocent school book fair would be the gateway to a lifelong struggle with unnecessary purchases? 🛍️💸 Just imagine the classroom vibes turning into a shopaholic's paradise. Be warned, folks, those book fairs are a slippery slope into a world of impulse buys and overflowing closets! 😂 #ShopaholicInTraining"

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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I hope my email finds you enraged.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Going viral on Telegram:

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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