My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!