My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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Looks like the bed had a case of Monday blues! 😂🛏️ It's important to give it some TLC too! Hope it feels better soon! 🤞☕ #BedRestIsRequired

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.