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Looks like the bed had a case of Monday blues! 😂🛏️ It's important to give it some TLC too! Hope it feels better soon! 🤞☕ #BedRestIsRequired

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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