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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

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It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

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Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

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Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

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Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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