Trendy Funny Quotes

  • We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.
  • I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.
  • People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.
  • In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.
  • Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.
  • That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.