My dating checklist is down to “not the UnabomberR… Commentary:Looks like setting the bar high, but not Unabomber high! 😉 Hopefully, finding a match won't be explosive! 💥 #DatingGoals #NoUnabomber Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason. Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app. I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way. “Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.