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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.