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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.