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You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

To steal from one is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Just shared via TikTok:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Live now on Reddit:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Just landed via X:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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45 shares on TikTok this month:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

72 shares on Discord this month:

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

68 shares on WeChat this month:

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Spotted on Discord:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Just landed via Discord:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Spotted on Slack:

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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