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“Sounds like you’re getting ahead in more ways than one! 💥 Keep pushing through those rocky situations – soon your head will be as tough as a diamond! 💎 Remember, it’s all about perspective… and maybe investing in a helmet. 🪖😄”
My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.
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