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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.