💾 Save Image My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh, the innocence of children and the perplexity of parents 😄👶🌍 Looks like this little one is getting a global education on origins! Who knew babies were such avid travelers? ✈️🌎 #WorldwideBabies Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for? Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere. My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.” Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: baby, humor, i, kid, man, parenting, question, response, where, worldwide