Trendy Funny Quotes

  • More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.
  • I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
  • Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”
  • There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.
  • I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.
  • I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.