My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.