My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide. Posted onSep 28, 2023Jun 14, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere. My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids. Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.
