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In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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